(Source: sandandglass)

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employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit





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(Source: c3pmeow)

  • me on my deathbed: i just have one more thing 2 say before i die
  • everyone: what is it
  • me: the kardashians just love each other so much like no matter what anyone says they always have each others backs and remember when rob didn't go to kims wedding because he was feeling self conscious and she wasnt even mad she was just sad for him like how sweet is that
  • everyone: are u serio-
  • me: kardashians 4 life
  • me: [dies]
i can never unsee this 

i can never unsee thisĀ 

(Source: anothers0cialcasualty)